Over Yonder
As you can imagine, the South is a huge stretch of land that contains many states. As a result of this astonishing size, plenty of tourists (and locals) will easily get lost. You would then have to stop and ask for directions from, say, a Louisiana native. They would then point you in the right directions, saying that your destination is “over yonder”, which basically means “over there”. Of course, this isn’t very precise guidance, but at least it gets you started in the right direction!
Over Yonder
See To Christmas
What on Earth could this next phrase mean? Is someone suggesting that you should take care of the holiday preparations? Not exactly. The term “see to Christmas” is a rather humiliating one for the person it is directed at. You see, contrary to the stereotypes of an immodestly dressed girl in cutoffs and a tank top, many Southern women are actually very fussy when it comes to dressing properly. If a woman shows too much leg, someone might say that they can see all the way to Christmas…
See To Christmas
