Giving Birth Rules
First rule after giving birth: no matter what they offer, say no to having your photo taken. Unless you plan to become the next queen of England, in which case you really have no options. We are more bothered by the fact that this woman recently gave birth than by the hair on her face, and the last thing she needs is to hear us criticizing the way she looks. Kate, you look so beautiful. Please go back to bed.

Giving Birth Rules
When She Was Young and Free
The majority of the entries on our list are pictures of Middleton from before she began dating William. She was merely considered “a potential” and had little idea of what was going on in those days. Pictures like these that were taken recently are uncommon. Clearly, she’s exhausted from a wild night out and is wondering what in the world this flash guy wants from her.

When She Was Young And Free