Here’s an interesting fact: each and every boat must have a unique name. From little fishing boats to massive cruise ships, if they’re registered, their names are distinctive. This leads to a slew of unusual, unexpected, and, yes, amusing names. Plenty of intellectual people sail the seven seas, which has resulted in a plethora of names that will linger with you long after you’ve finished reading this article. Some will make you groan with apparent puns, while others will make you laugh again once you figure out the wordplay.
30+ Hilarious Boat Names That Will Make You Laugh
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Please headbang responsibly. Wear a life jacket and avoid getting your heavy metal hair tangled in any moving parts. This name appears to have been slapped on using electrical or duct tape, but it’s actually a pretty accurate copy of the Slayer logo; I just modified it slightly. It almost takes a second to realize that it’s a homophone for “sailor.” Turn the dial all the way up to eleven, and hope that the liquid all around you is water as you take this ship out to sea and start blasting your favorite band.
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