30+ Hilarious Boat Names That Will Make You Laugh

Published on 06/12/2024
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He’s Ahead of the Game

For most people, the midlife crisis occurs after they have settled down. You have a good job, a couple kids, and your mortgage is nearly paid off. After a while of doing the same thing, you may begin to feel stir crazy. You could go crazy and get a tattoo on your back depicting your favorite comic strip characters battling in a wrestling ring. But one person opted to simply buy a boat and get a jump start on significant off-hand life purchases. That is the type of effort that will propel you to great heights.

He's Ahead Of The Game

He’s Ahead Of The Game

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Well, at Least It’s Clever

It may still be dragged down by the nautical pun anchor, but the boat’s name is quite creative. While liver cirrhosis is not something you want your doctor to discuss with you, river cirrhosis is not the same. In actuality, it has little meaning other than the pun. Still, it has that particular something – a bit of a twist on a common phrase, even if it doesn’t make much sense – and it’s a good boat name.

Well, At Least It's Clever

Well, At Least It’s Clever

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